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Tequila Christmas Cake
 
 
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
 
 
Sample the tequila to check quality.  Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.  To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.  Repeat.  Turn on the electric mixer.  Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl.  Add one teaspoon of sugar.  Beat again.  At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.  Try another cup... just in case.  Turn off the mixerer thingy.  Break 2 leggs and
add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.  Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.  Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.  Sample the tequila
to check for tonsisticity.  Next, sift two cups of salt.  Or something.  Check the tequila.  Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.  Add one table.  Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.  Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.  Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.  Don't forget to beat off the turner.  Finally, throw the bowl through the window.  Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
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That has me rolling..lol

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Last time I tried this recipe, I used Jamesons, and I thought it came out great.....but, nobody else liked it.


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