RODENATOR

 I want, but i dont have rodents....

 

  Years ago I had a mole tearing up my little patch of dirt (2.5' x 18') I tried digging it out, that didn't work, I imagined that little bastard laughing at me, so a week or so went by, and I see it's raised tunnels again.  I tried the poison down the hole thing, didn't work.  I imagined that little bastard "Snorting" the poison like cocane, then laughing at me again.
   I tried the water down the hole to flood/drown the little bastard out.  Didn't work.  I imagined the little bastard soaping it's self up taking a bath, taking  break's to do a few lines, and laughing at me    My plants got a good watering.
   Finally, I tried gassing the little shit. It's little raised tunnels came back seemingly over night.   I grabbed my propane torch, installed a new can of propane, made a tiny opening in the tunnel, then stuffed the propane nozzle in the opening sealing the nozzle in with dirt.  I know propane is heavier than air and know it'll settle into the lowest reaches of it's tiny destructive realm.  I opened the valve, didn't ignite the gas, just let it flow.  Probably half of the contents of the propane can were expelled.  Strangely, I didn't smell any propane as I expected to.
   Can't really say for sure if I killed that little bastard, never found the body, but the tunnel digging little bastard dissapeared.  Never had a problem again.
I've since moved from that place long ago, so not too concerned if the tunnels reappeared now.
 

I'll take two please. 

Badass, but how could they ever get product liability insurance on that thing? 

The rodenator has been sold.

Thanks,

Loren