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Topic: And the “Idiot of the year” award goes to....  (Read 1669 times)

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MolonLabe916

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THIS GUY!!!!

It’s all fun and games till someone’s wiener gets stuck!!! AHAHAHA!!!



https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/
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hey sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do  :compress:


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Only once in my life have I been that desperate. That was a dark, dark day.
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E Kayaker

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http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=42846.msg470404#msg470404

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.  ~John Buchan


gelbyak

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So is the clam real or not? Where can one find it? Asking for a friend...


DRT Yakbah

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Wrong type of clam buddy!


SlackedTide

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Clam won that battle LMFAO :smt005
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If it’s on the internet it must be true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/was-scuba-diver-hospitalized-clam/

But we all so want it to be true, and that should count for something...
Please don't spoil my day, I'm miles away...


E Kayaker

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If it’s on the internet it must be true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/was-scuba-diver-hospitalized-clam/

But we all so want it to be true, and that should count for something...
I know what you mean. I guess that’s why people believed Hillary was running a child sex ring in a pizza shop and Trump is a Russia colluding stooge. We will believe anything if it fits our expectations.
http://www.norcalkayakanglers.com/index.php?topic=42846.msg470404#msg470404

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.  ~John Buchan


scottymeboy

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What a DUMB ASS!!!
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ex-kayaker

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If it’s on the internet it must be true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/was-scuba-diver-hospitalized-clam/



....buzzkill  :smt005

I figured it wasn't real after looking at some of the other stories..... couple hospitalized after man gets head stuck in wifes vagina.......thats olympic level cunnilingus, surely not a realistic feat for a couple not engaged in the adult entertainment industry.  Fake news  :smt002
..........agarcia is just an ex-kayaker


Califbill

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I do not think they have giant clams in Hawaii.   When we were in Tahiti we were told never put your hand or finger in a giant clam.  The edges are razor sharp and will remove the body part.   But, the clams are really neat.   Bright neon colors flesh around the opening.


Fisherman X

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Is winter coming early this year?
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CGN-38

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 :smt006 :smt044
  "Did it on a dare"  WTF did this looser think was gonna happen?  He's lucky the clam wasn't impressed with him otherwise he could have ran out of air!  There is absolutely nothing about a 3 foot clam (That could probably easily crush bone to pulp) that would make me remotely consider, even think about sticking any part of my anatomy much less family jewels in it!   :smt044


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