You gotta love it when things go wrong... at exactly the right time!

So I'm sitting at work, when I hear the alarm go off on my truck.  I look outside to find my front bumper dented, and a kid looking at the far more dented rear of his mustang... backed right into me.   Insurance comes back saying $670 in damage to my rig.    I figure its a truck and dents add character, so gimme the check!  Just in time for rockies, I needed to finish getting together all the gear for my yak!    Just got done ordering a ton of cool stuff from Cabela's and NRS.    Total bill... about $610.  Which is $610 more than I would have spent considering the state of the economy and the fact that I'm in sales!    Timing couldn't have been better... now I'm totally dialed in for the 6/1 opener... SEE YOU GUYS OUT THERE! 

Congratulations on getting hit!

Yeah... and with extra money left over for steak and beer...

I look outside to find my front bumper dented,

You are an addict make sure you make the next NCKAA meeting on Monday"Hello My name is Bryan and I am addicted to Kayaking". Make sure you put an NCKA sticker over the dent.
You sound like the guy in the joke I posted awhile ago.

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep

down , I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out

again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my kayak which I keep next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Kayak, that I noticed a small hole in the side just above the water line.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

LOL... got to admire dedication like THAT!

Hardcore!  Talk about looking at the silver lining...