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Offline Frankfishing

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Welfare urine test
« on: September 06, 2007, 01:06:50 pm »
A friend of mine sent this to me. I was going to put in the post of funny stuff but decided it needed a post of it's own!

Urine testing

 Like a lot of folks in this country, I have a job.  I work, they pay me.

 I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit.

In order to get that paycheck some employers require employees to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.



I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass, and buy dope and booze with my hard earned money.

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

 



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« Last Edit: September 06, 2007, 01:12:30 pm by Frankfishing »
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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 02:20:27 pm »
Good Idea, but what would she think about this?


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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 02:26:33 pm »
Good Idea, but what would she think about this?



Yeah but she sure is cute!
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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 03:07:25 pm »
Clearly the welfare people need more maps!  :smt044

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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 04:30:03 pm »
Hi Yakers:

   My problem is with right wing Reps. who call out for God after
  they get caught going to the dark side! Do as I say and not as     
   I  do.
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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 06:34:35 pm »
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Yeah but she sure is cute!

She WAS cute until she...uh...such as...and uh.....spoke.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2007, 06:37:35 pm by Tote »

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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2007, 09:42:10 pm »
 I fear for the future

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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2007, 10:56:18 pm »
Frankfishing... Nice... very clever... Erik likey!

Mahi... that clip is a riot!  More maps... that'll solve the world's problems... why didn't I think of that!  :smt044


Hi Yakers:
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                                                   Ernie

Ernie... my problem is with Lefties who fire off inflammatory remarks about right wingers at random and for no apparent reason.  What the...  :dontknow:
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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 12:56:45 am »
She WAS cute until she...uh...such as...and uh.....spoke.

Come on Tote, do you mean to tell me you wouldn't, uh...'philosophize' with her if you had the opportunity?
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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2007, 07:14:13 am »
She WAS cute until she...uh...such as...and uh.....spoke.

Come on Tote, do you mean to tell me you wouldn't, uh...'philosophize' with her if you had the opportunity?

Not a snowballs chance in hell!!!!!!
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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2007, 07:41:55 am »
I say put a cowboy hat on her and invite her to post on this board!

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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2007, 08:57:15 am »
I say put a cowboy hat on her and invite her to post on this board!


Allen,

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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2007, 09:16:54 am »

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them?



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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2007, 01:29:43 pm »
Skip the poor, I say piss tests all around for politicians! Let's get to the root of the problem not the result of it. :smt002

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Re: Welfare urine test
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2007, 03:35:55 pm »
Hi Yakers:

            My Reps. abbrevation = Representives.
Flame on if you like but all for the big money is going to support
our elective Reps., their paychecks are a form of Welfair. They
 sit around, chase Hos, smoke Pot, spin the truth get nothing done that we asked Etc..
          It's really easy to flame other who are down and out. Better to do than, to talk about others.
                                                    But by the grace of God go I!
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