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Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« Reply #420 on: April 30, 2010, 08:24:49 pm »
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« Reply #421 on: May 05, 2010, 05:00:10 am »
So true!!!!!


 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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« Reply #422 on: May 05, 2010, 08:57:22 am »
WHat do you call four mexicans in quick sand? Quatro Cinco!  :smt044
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Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« Reply #423 on: May 21, 2010, 07:15:22 am »
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wipe.

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« Reply #424 on: May 30, 2010, 07:11:44 am »


Love it!!

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« Reply #425 on: June 03, 2010, 05:48:50 am »


LMAO!!!!!!!!!
 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

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Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« Reply #426 on: June 03, 2010, 06:12:00 am »


LMAO!!!!!!!!!
 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

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Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« Reply #427 on: June 03, 2010, 03:26:15 pm »
Gary Coleman was laid to rest today.  He was buried in a customized casket, and the undertaker loved the little guy so much he made a nameplate and put it on the casket.  RIP little guy.

Coroner's report stated he died from different strokes.
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« Reply #428 on: June 03, 2010, 04:05:42 pm »
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i love when people cant control there laughter under sensitive times , this video has happend to me before under different circumstances

like one time at work i was holding a team huddle and this dude showed up with a jacked up haircut that i think he gave himself , i lost control and made a fool out of myself and brought others along as well , i pretty much gave up on trying to gain my cool and had to walk away ...poor guy with the haircut :smt011  just picture a haircut being wrong with missed spots and not in line with head...cant explian it u had to be there
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Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« Reply #429 on: June 08, 2010, 03:00:35 pm »
And you thought you had some bad days! Nothing going right? A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps itdown in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy. " I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me.When I went to the car park, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the milk man and then my dog bit me. "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all . I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it and while I sit here watching the poison dissolve; a smart ass like you shows up and drinks the whole fucking thing!"
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Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« Reply #430 on: June 14, 2010, 04:33:35 pm »


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Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« Reply #431 on: June 16, 2010, 06:11:20 am »
Group IQ is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

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Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« Reply #432 on: June 23, 2010, 03:43:42 pm »
good stuff thanks for the laugh

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« Reply #433 on: June 28, 2010, 10:11:29 pm »
Redneck Fire Alarm
Group IQ is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

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Re: FUNNY STUFF......
« Reply #434 on: June 29, 2010, 06:47:11 am »
Too FUNNY! Mike, I should put one of those up at some of the Open house's I have!
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Re: FUNNY STUFF......
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