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Re: For new Yakers ACRONYMS
« Reply #60 on: August 03, 2009, 03:02:15 pm »
Shaker - also a snagged fish - as in tail snagged - shakin that tail and your rod tip  back and forth
In the game of biggest fish, if you can't enjoy routinely gettin' your ass handed to you, by great fishermen, then you don't belong in the NCKA.

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Re: For new Yakers ACRONYMS
« Reply #61 on: August 08, 2009, 10:36:08 pm »
HVL = Hidden Valley Lake
RSI = RattleSnake Island (CL)
The more the merrier.

I and my dog need a fishing trip rery soon.

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Re: For new Yakers ACRONYMS
« Reply #62 on: August 09, 2009, 10:23:28 am »
 can a mod sticky this please?  :smt064

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Re: For new Yakers ACRONYMS
« Reply #63 on: August 09, 2009, 03:15:15 pm »


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« Reply #64 on: August 09, 2009, 03:50:14 pm »
SOT = sit-on-top kayak
SIK = sit-inside kayak
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« Reply #65 on: August 10, 2009, 12:54:06 pm »
NAFI= no ambition, F@#kall intrerest....As in " Since I got my kayak, Ive been NAFI 'bout my powerboat."

or" That big butt was NAFI and came straight to the boat."

I had an eg with Mooch, a SUP and his fishing, but he hasnt yet banana'd me yet, so itll have to wait  :smt005
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« Reply #66 on: August 10, 2009, 04:00:40 pm »
Thnx mooch  :smt066

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Re: For new Yakers ACRONYMS
« Reply #67 on: August 16, 2009, 10:59:39 pm »
"Man-dog"


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OK...since I'am the CREATOR of the Man-Dog....I will provide the "official" definition.....

The Man-Dog:

1) Has to be longer than the hot dog bun itself (no need to go crazy on the lenght of the dog itself...after all, not all dogs are gifted )
2) Has to be circum-sliced (by Mooch himself or anyone approved by the Mooch)
3) Ketchup IS the KEY ingredient regardless of what anybody says! (mustard and relish is simply an add on)
4) When the Man-Dog is topped with the extra "bling bling" (Fish Hunter's chili beans with some shredded cheese) then the Man-Dog has now been upgraded to "Man-Dog with extra Bling"


I'll be coming up with a book (DVD also available) on the proper techniques of prepping the Man-Dog...and I will also be doing a book-signing at the local mall the weekend after the release of the said book. If you want a free copy with my autograph, send me a PM.....and I'll see what I can do.


By the way, I'd like to add on to rule # 3 (because I'm the creator,thus, I CAN)

*Ketchup should not only be "poured" but "smeared" (with a proper knife) "into" the ridges of the man-dog.
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« Reply #68 on: August 16, 2009, 11:08:48 pm »
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I had an eg with Mooch, a SUP and his fishing, but he hasnt yet banana'd me yet, so itll have to wait 

I stopped doing the "banana" thing right after "someone" planted a pig's head inside my kayak's hatch a few years ago  :smt118


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« Reply #69 on: August 17, 2009, 09:34:31 am »


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« Reply #70 on: August 17, 2009, 10:15:52 am »
"Man-dog"


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OK...since I'am the CREATOR of the Man-Dog....I will provide the "official" definition.....

The Man-Dog:

1) Has to be longer than the hot dog bun itself (no need to go crazy on the lenght of the dog itself...after all, not all dogs are gifted )
2) Has to be circum-sliced (by Mooch himself or anyone approved by the Mooch)
3) Ketchup IS the KEY ingredient regardless of what anybody says! (mustard and relish is simply an add on)
4) When the Man-Dog is topped with the extra "bling bling" (Fish Hunter's chili beans with some shredded cheese) then the Man-Dog has now been upgraded to "Man-Dog with extra Bling"


I'll be coming up with a book (DVD also available) on the proper techniques of prepping the Man-Dog...and I will also be doing a book-signing at the local mall the weekend after the release of the said book. If you want a free copy with my autograph, send me a PM.....and I'll see what I can do.


By the way, I'd like to add on to rule # 3 (because I'm the creator,thus, I CAN)

*Ketchup should not only be "poured" but "smeared" (with a proper knife) "into" the ridges of the man-dog.



The saga continues......



From my recollection, The title of, "Official Creator," of the term man-dog has been in contention with no real resolution. I believe to dub something with a "Man" prefix you must first and foremost.....actually be a man.  Usage of ketchup on any food automatically lands you in kiddie status....well....that and the 6 pack of yoo-hoo you insist on drinking while consuming your dogs. 

So, peter pan......how could you have possibly coined the phrase if you insist on slathering it with sauce designed for kids?

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Just for newbie clarification......I'm not claiming creator status.......I'm just an innovator.





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« Reply #71 on: August 17, 2009, 04:31:41 pm »
"Man-dog"


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OK...since I'am the CREATOR of the Man-Dog....I will provide the "official" definition.....

The Man-Dog:

1) Has to be longer than the hot dog bun itself (no need to go crazy on the lenght of the dog itself...after all, not all dogs are gifted )
2) Has to be circum-sliced (by Mooch himself or anyone approved by the Mooch)
3) Ketchup IS the KEY ingredient regardless of what anybody says! (mustard and relish is simply an add on)
4) When the Man-Dog is topped with the extra "bling bling" (Fish Hunter's chili beans with some shredded cheese) then the Man-Dog has now been upgraded to "Man-Dog with extra Bling"


I'll be coming up with a book (DVD also available) on the proper techniques of prepping the Man-Dog...and I will also be doing a book-signing at the local mall the weekend after the release of the said book. If you want a free copy with my autograph, send me a PM.....and I'll see what I can do.


By the way, I'd like to add on to rule # 3 (because I'm the creator,thus, I CAN)

*Ketchup should not only be "poured" but "smeared" (with a proper knife) "into" the ridges of the man-dog.



The saga continues......



From my recollection, The title of, "Official Creator," of the term man-dog has been in contention with no real resolution. I believe to dub something with a "Man" prefix you must first and foremost.....actually be a man.  Usage of ketchup on any food automatically lands you in kiddie status....well....that and the 6 pack of yoo-hoo you insist on drinking while consuming your dogs. 

So, peter pan......how could you have possibly coined the phrase if you insist on slathering it with sauce designed for kids?

 :smt003



Just for newbie clarification......I'm not claiming creator status.......I'm just an innovator.






ohh snap son! lol he's got a point about the ketchup though

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Re: For new Yakers ACRONYMS
« Reply #72 on: August 17, 2009, 08:28:32 pm »
That photo created the worst most painful nightmare to date.

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« Reply #73 on: August 17, 2009, 09:51:26 pm »
it also inspired what is, in my opinion, probably one of the single funniest posts of all time....

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BTW, I got an odd cell text msg from the Mooch Saturday afternoon.  It simply said, "Hi Boys.  I like mandogs.  That's all."

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« Reply #74 on: August 18, 2009, 09:35:48 pm »
it also inspired what is, in my opinion, probably one of the single funniest posts of all time....

Ever since that post, I see a dog and here Abba singing...

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