YAKRONYMS for Newbies

fleas = water skiers, jet skiers
flea circus = a whole annoying lot of the above

PS don't we have pics somewhere for the sordid pig's head in the kayak incident at BAM III?

DILIGAF: Do I look like I give a @#$% Like when some punk lands some giant record breaking fish and you get skunked...again

SF60: Sphincter Factor 60 (not to be confused with sun block), like when the Great White is circling your boat

Farming: Losing a fish

Beaver: Halibut

Goat: Sheephead

  How about PG  Pacific Grove
  and then PB  Pebble Beach
 most rcently, BOLA  Bahia De Los Angeles, Baja Mexico 

PS don't we have pics somewhere for the sordid pig's head in the kayak incident at BAM III?

This is called  = being "godfathered"

ACRONYMS! Just want I'm looking for. New to this site and had no idea what most of the acronyms meant til I stumbled to this.

Thanks y'all.

DWMY= Dude, Where's My Yak?

notice the lamer give away is worrying about the car when they should have been looking at the cootchie over their shoulders [ between them!!]

if it was missed, my contribution; DAMHIK= Don't Ask Me how I know, courtesy of FFTW

PPPPPPPP

prior prper planning prevents piss poor preformance..

Not an acronym, but the late, great John Wooden used to say that "failing to prepare is preparing to fail."

Made me think of it with your 8P.

here's a few so cal acronyns

BSB= black sea bass
BKR= Big kelp reef (where most wsb are caught)
CL= county line ( awsome reef out in front of Neptunes net in ventura)
YT= yellow tail
LJ= La Jolla ( where most YT are caught)

AOTY = Adventurer Of The Year

AOTY = Adventurer Of The Year

Bragger! 
I'm green from envy...

Lake Lice=jet ski-ers and water-ski-er boats

SDL=short distance release=fish lost right at the yak

LDL=long distance release=fish lost aways from the yak

STFU=shut the ***k up

UYP = up yours, pal

RD= A Reverse Darius:   A state of perpetual kayak reownership.

RD= A Reverse Darius:   A state of perpetual kayak reownership.