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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #90 on: September 20, 2009, 02:40:27 pm »
One thing that everyone has forgotten is that we are all NATIVE EARTHLINGS, or are we (aliens from somewhere else originally)????  I also happen to be 100% Dutch blood, Canadian born, naturalized American, with an Irish name.

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #91 on: December 29, 2009, 10:15:33 am »
Thanks for protecting the site, which is all about yakking and fishing.  There are plenty of other places to share ethnic/racial humor--the best of which is almost always edgy and offensive to some.  Let good sense prevail.

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #92 on: February 23, 2010, 03:29:01 pm »
Damn after reading all those pages there weren't any REALLY tantalizing great ways to get yourself banned from this site!!! Feed me some sordid info people!!

Not that I want to get banned......

just wanted to hear some funny outlandish ways to get banned teehee

as for the race issue, most people fear the unknown, and make fun when they are out of the "comfort zone" or a better way to say it is they are uncomfortable with themselves.

However,  having said that, I could really go for some bean(er) dip right now  :smt044 see what I mean? Somethings are just funny and we all know what is totally messed up to say. Are people really still racist these days?

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #93 on: March 02, 2010, 09:23:58 am »
Not that I want to get banned......

just wanted to hear some funny outlandish ways to get banned teehee

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #94 on: March 03, 2010, 10:30:34 am »
Too funny Kayote! That's a good one.... Lets hear some more!!
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #95 on: March 11, 2010, 06:13:16 pm »

Another rule worth mentioning :smt002

NCKA law states "all fish pics shall be done with both elbows bent and not stretched out" (basically, no fish sniffer posing) We at NCKA believe that we don't have to "enhance" our catch to be deemed respectable fishermen  :smt002

 


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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #96 on: March 11, 2010, 06:26:20 pm »

Another rule worth mentioning :smt002

NCKA law states "all fish pics shall be done with both elbows bent and not stretched out" (basically, no fish sniffer posing) We at NCKA believe that we don't have to "enhance" our catch to be deemed respectable fishermen  :smt002

 

We got enough rules I could dig up some proof of you taking such picture and posting it  :smt021
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« Reply #97 on: March 11, 2010, 06:44:09 pm »
Mike, those pics were deliberate to show others of what not to do  :smt002


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« Reply #98 on: March 11, 2010, 09:56:14 pm »
I think Mooch and or Ravensblack should probably be banned for the infamous butt-shot-split-wetsuit pic.   :smt044 It set a new standard for bad taste.

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« Reply #99 on: March 12, 2010, 07:35:42 am »
I think Mooch and or Ravensblack should probably be banned for the infamous butt-shot-split-wetsuit pic.   :smt044 It set a new standard for bad taste.
:smt005 At least they weren't hugging although we never got an explanation how it ripped  :smt011
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #100 on: March 12, 2010, 07:43:03 am »
I think Mooch and or Ravensblack should probably be banned for the infamous butt-shot-split-wetsuit pic.   :smt044 It set a new standard for bad taste.

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #101 on: March 12, 2010, 09:10:55 am »
Another great way to get yourself banned is to have one of the moderators accidentally run into your elbow! Hard! :smt075
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #102 on: March 12, 2010, 09:14:40 am »
Another great way to get yourself banned is to have one of the moderators accidentally run into your elbow! Hard! :smt075
Yeah, *you* should be banned for that!  :smt044
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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #103 on: March 12, 2010, 09:22:04 am »
Another great way to get yourself banned is to have one of the moderators accidentally run into your elbow! Hard! :smt075
Yeah, *you* should be banned for that!  :smt044

Al, we don't need to ban Andy, he's leaving us anyway...since he's now a "spearo" :smt002


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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
« Reply #104 on: March 12, 2010, 09:22:21 am »
Another great way to get yourself banned is to have one of the moderators accidentally run into your elbow! Hard! :smt075
Yeah, *you* should be banned for that!  :smt044

Before the elbow incident I saw them shadow boxing!  :kungfu

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Re: Great Ways to Get Yourself Banned
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