Deep Fried Surfer

Read another report that said his board was starting to melt so he turned around.

http://newshopper.sulekha.com/photos/slideshow/190947.htm

That dude is crazy! There are frequent littoral explosions that extend beyond the distance he is paddling from the lava. They occur without warning, and can hurl chunks of lava 30 yards into the air.

Future Darwin Award winner for sure.

Future Darwin Award winner for sure.

HAHA Nice!    Thats a good one.

Stand up Paddleboarders.......no brains





 

Stand up Paddleboarders.......no brains







 

Is that nice.

Its accurate 

Ha! I love this part:

Director Quince Mento says it's very dangerous in the area and called Kanuha's visit "really not smart."   

Every water related activity has a derogatory slang term, ie bodyboarders are "spongers", kayak surfers are "buttsurfers", bodysurfers are "speedbumps", etc.
I just heard the one for standup paddleboarders the other day....










..."janitors".

bodyboarders are "spongers",

Now I know why Adam's so touchy 

Every water related activity has a derogatory slang term, ie bodyboarders are "spongers", kayak surfers are "buttsurfers", bodysurfers are "speedbumps", etc.
I just heard the one for standup paddleboarders the other day....










..."janitors".

 

Thats a good one.

You can also add ball draggers and nutskimmers to the sponge crowd........or so I've heard