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Topic: You know you addicted to NCKA when?  (Read 39683 times)

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Northern Boy

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  • my name is phil and i'm addicted to fishing
  • Date Registered: Mar 2007
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104. When your Boss is giving a presentation to the American Psychiatric Association on all the work you (and you alone) have been doing for the last EIGHT YEARS, and he asks you to review all of the slides and the only change you make, in fact the only change you care about at all, is that the picture of you on the acknowledgements slide be changed from one of you in a lab coat to one of you in the mud and rain at Oakland Airport holding up your first keeper sturgeon from the yak.

8 years of career vs keeper sturgeon on the yak; no contest!


Nice! Did he change the picture?

He certainly did. The conversation went along the lines of
"hey Boss, this picture is really old, do you want a newer one"
"errrr, I guess, have you got one?
"let me have a look...........well gosh darn it, all the photo's I have are of me fishing......hey, this one is kind of interesting, what do you think?"
"errr..... I guess..............."
"It's a Sturgeon"
"oh.........really"
"yeah I caught it on my kayak"
"mmm-hmmm"
"60 inches long if anyone asks"
"......ok......"
"Oakland Airport"
".....right.........."
"I was all by myself!"
"Ok, I think I got it now" (pushes me out of the door)

Some people just don't understand..


Jedmo

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  • Date Registered: May 2008
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106. When you put off helping your kids with their homework so you can see the
fishing report and hookups.

Jedmo
1st place GS3 2009
7th place AOTY 2009


Blue Jeans

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  • Date Registered: Dec 2004
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107. When you are leaving the country for a couple of weeks and tell your girlfriend she should hook up with a guy called "Mooch" to go out.

108. You search for an 'out of office' message to auto reply to NCKA PMs.


-Brian G


OR steelheader

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  • Date Registered: Aug 2007
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109. You don't live in NCKA territory, never have fished any of it, don't even know a single person in Cali that yak fishes and still take the time to check the site at least daily... :smt006
"Fast enough to get there...but slow enough to see. Not known for predictability"  Thanks to Jimmy Buffet for describing my life...again



dilbeck

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  • Date Registered: May 2006
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106. When you put off helping your kids with their homework so you can see the
fishing report and hookups.

 :smt011  :smt008

Only because I'm a teacher! :smt002

Michael




AlsHobieOutback

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110.  When you just cant stop saying "JAI BOI!!!!"   :smt044
"A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for."

 IG: alshobie


HDRich

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  • Date Registered: Apr 2008
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111.

When the only reason you take your 9 lb. laptop to London is to check NCKA website... Yes I did that.... :smt003

Rich


Wldrnshntr

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110.  When you just cant stop saying "JAI BOI!!!!"   :smt044
L O L
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band of brothers. - Shakespeare
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mickfish

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112 You use your screen name or NCKA in your passwords
« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 07:07:28 AM by mickfish »
Group IQ is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

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HDRich

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Mickfish,

You're #112 dude!!!!!! :smt044


Meat Hunter

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  • Date Registered: Jul 2009
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#113. You've spent too much money already (by the wife's standards) and then you realize that you need to spend about $500 more due to what you have seen on NCKA.

This one is for me-
#60 - you post at hours that everyone else is asleep, and you should be too...
327# L - 93# RF


mooch

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# 114  when you just recently found out that MJ and Farrah passed away coz you were too fixated about the odreal regarding "Jerry" and the "sea lions"  :smt118



Usagi

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# 114  when you just recently found out that MJ and Farrah passed away coz you were too fixated about the odreal regarding "Jerry" and the "sea lions"  :smt118


:smt044 :smt044 :smt044
You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing...


bajareefer

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*115
"When you sneak out and play hooky from your own business hoping the employees won't find out."
Steve
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Marinelife consultant


Sailfish

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#116 You're half way around the world and still log-in daily to post & read fishing reports  :smt003
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."


 

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