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Offline Northern Boy

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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #120 on: May 21, 2009, 10:00:43 am »
Quote from: Rock Hopper on May 21, 2009, 08:38:47 am
Quote from: Northern Boy on May 20, 2009, 09:23:51 am
104. When your Boss is giving a presentation to the American Psychiatric Association on all the work you (and you alone) have been doing for the last EIGHT YEARS, and he asks you to review all of the slides and the only change you make, in fact the only change you care about at all, is that the picture of you on the acknowledgements slide be changed from one of you in a lab coat to one of you in the mud and rain at Oakland Airport holding up your first keeper sturgeon from the yak.

8 years of career vs keeper sturgeon on the yak; no contest!


Nice! Did he change the picture?

He certainly did. The conversation went along the lines of
"hey Boss, this picture is really old, do you want a newer one"
"errrr, I guess, have you got one?
"let me have a look...........well gosh darn it, all the photo's I have are of me fishing......hey, this one is kind of interesting, what do you think?"
"errr..... I guess..............."
"It's a Sturgeon"
"oh.........really"
"yeah I caught it on my kayak"
"mmm-hmmm"
"60 inches long if anyone asks"
"......ok......"
"Oakland Airport"
".....right.........."
"I was all by myself!"
"Ok, I think I got it now" (pushes me out of the door)

Some people just don't understand..
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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #121 on: May 27, 2009, 04:19:27 pm »
106. When you put off helping your kids with their homework so you can see the
fishing report and hookups.

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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #122 on: June 02, 2009, 11:33:02 am »
107. When you are leaving the country for a couple of weeks and tell your girlfriend she should hook up with a guy called "Mooch" to go out.

108. You search for an 'out of office' message to auto reply to NCKA PMs.


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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #123 on: June 02, 2009, 08:21:26 pm »
109. You don't live in NCKA territory, never have fished any of it, don't even know a single person in Cali that yak fishes and still take the time to check the site at least daily... :smt006
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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #124 on: June 02, 2009, 08:49:55 pm »
Quote from: jedmo on May 27, 2009, 04:19:27 pm
106. When you put off helping your kids with their homework so you can see the
fishing report and hookups.

 :smt011  :smt008

Only because I'm a teacher! :smt002

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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #125 on: June 24, 2009, 11:51:20 am »
110.  When you just cant stop saying "JAI BOI!!!!"   :smt044
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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #126 on: June 24, 2009, 11:59:30 am »
111.

When the only reason you take your 9 lb. laptop to London is to check NCKA website... Yes I did that.... :smt003

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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #127 on: June 26, 2009, 04:02:34 pm »
Quote from: AlsHobieOutback on June 24, 2009, 11:51:20 am
110.  When you just cant stop saying "JAI BOI!!!!"   :smt044
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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #128 on: June 26, 2009, 05:37:13 pm »
112 You use your screen name or NCKA in your passwords
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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #129 on: June 26, 2009, 07:31:59 pm »
Mickfish,

You're #112 dude!!!!!! :smt044
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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #130 on: July 11, 2009, 03:33:16 am »
#113. You've spent too much money already (by the wife's standards) and then you realize that you need to spend about $500 more due to what you have seen on NCKA.

This one is for me-
#60 - you post at hours that everyone else is asleep, and you should be too...
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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #131 on: September 02, 2009, 07:56:26 am »
# 114  when you just recently found out that MJ and Farrah passed away coz you were too fixated about the odreal regarding "Jerry" and the "sea lions"  :smt118

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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #132 on: September 02, 2009, 09:04:39 pm »
Quote from: Mooch on September 02, 2009, 07:56:26 am
# 114  when you just recently found out that MJ and Farrah passed away coz you were too fixated about the odreal regarding "Jerry" and the "sea lions"  :smt118


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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #133 on: September 02, 2009, 10:50:32 pm »
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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
« Reply #134 on: September 09, 2009, 10:12:40 pm »
#116 You're half way around the world and still log-in daily to post & read fishing reports  :smt003
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Re: You know you addicted to NCKA when?
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