You know you addicted to NCKA when?

92. Your part of a Thread for a Fishing trip that is 3 months away hits 15 pages in record time....

93. When your wife (or girlfriend) catches you on the site again and she doesn't say anything anymore.  She just shakes her head and rolls her eyes.

Alright, this is totally random. But funny.

You know those Jeff Foxworthy jokes "You might be a redneck IF..." ? Right?

Well, I have a new one thats appropriate for NCKA.


Imagine this in Jeff Foxworthy's voice:
"Now...IF your kayak.....is longer than your CAR....
You might have....the Madness!"

95. You look on the who's online list and see who you've fished with before

96. When your on you way home from a weekend of fishing and stop at a gas station then end up talking kayaking and fishing with a stranger filling up next to you for over half an hour!   

97.  When you decide that you need to resurrect an old thread, just to make sure it goes over 100!

 

98   When Rockfish opening date is more important to you than your birthday, wife's birthday, kid's birthday, and anniversary date combined.  And also the closing date too.

99

You have to go to therapy when you have a fishing skunk streak.

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98   When Rockfish opening date is more important to you than your birthday, wife's birthday, kid's birthday, and anniversary date combined.  And also the closing date too.>

Crap I just remembered no wonder she`s been so pissed,  Damm

Is it true, I'm posting 100?????!!!!

100.  When you can't stop checking the classified section for more gear/kayaks... you can never have enough kayaks 

101 When you replied less than a minute after someone response to your post!
102 When you need to take ambien/lunesta to fall a sleep since you can't get your eyes and mind off on the board! LOL

103 When you open NCKA and check for post as soon as you sit in your desk before you check email and project status reports.

104. When your Boss is giving a presentation to the American Psychiatric Association on all the work you (and you alone) have been doing for the last EIGHT YEARS, and he asks you to review all of the slides and the only change you make, in fact the only change you care about at all, is that the picture of you on the acknowledgements slide be changed from one of you in a lab coat to one of you in the mud and rain at Oakland Airport holding up your first keeper sturgeon from the yak.

8 years of career vs keeper sturgeon on the yak; no contest!

105. When finally decide your too impatient to wait for more forum updates and start stalking someones YouTube site for footage from a recent epic event! 

105.  start stalking someones YouTube site for footage from a recent epic event! 

Love it

104. When your Boss is giving a presentation to the American Psychiatric Association on all the work you (and you alone) have been doing for the last EIGHT YEARS, and he asks you to review all of the slides and the only change you make, in fact the only change you care about at all, is that the picture of you on the acknowledgements slide be changed from one of you in a lab coat to one of you in the mud and rain at Oakland Airport holding up your first keeper sturgeon from the yak.

8 years of career vs keeper sturgeon on the yak; no contest!

Nice! Did he change the picture?